when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
These backpacks need to spontaneously combust. I have nightmares about this one in all black.
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."